Today I'm going to post about crabs. Yes, you heard me right, crabs. What does this have to do with low-carb? Not much really, other than that fact that crab is low-carb. And crab and carb have the same letters.
So what happens when a half-insane and tired writer/photographer can't sleep and stays up until 1 am processing photos? They post redickerous stuff in their photostream on Flickr. I won't make you go there though. I'll bring them here for your ridiculing pleasure. My 12 year old almost peed his pants laughing at my photo descriptions, so if you have the same sense of humor he does, you'll probably enjoy these.
Today is National Photograph Your Crabs Day! ;) That's why I have so many crab shots in my photostream.
These are my kids hermit crabs named Mr. Crabbs and Monica. (I didn't name them.. and we have no idea if they are male or female, so we just threw a gender dart here.)
She tends to remind us that she is boss, cause she's got the huge claw that will pinch the crap outta ya and never let go.
She should have been named Claw... cause that sucker is vicious!
But he's too slow and he can't drive very well. He's the shy one. I have to check him periodically to be sure he's alive. He must think he's a spy.
Here he gives us the evil eye.. or is it eyes... Who knows? They both bug out.
He sees you. He knows your inner thoughts. He controls your mind! You must obey the crab.. you must obey the crab...
But she never goes there. She acts like a hermit!
He too never visits. I think they should sell these... with this economy they could never get a second mortgage!
Well, I hope you've enjoyed this little venture into the abyss of wasted time. If you didn't - pretend you never saw this. :)